Ad Absurdum

Podebrane od andrea_deer bo to jednak jest ubaw po pachy :D Trochę zmodyfikowane: piosenek jest tylko 10, a teksty sam tłumaczyłem bo na 'tekstowo' to bym se szukał do śmierci. A jak już coś było, to stwierdziłem, że beznadziejnie przetłumaczone.

Zasady oryginału:

1. Wybierz 15 piosenek nie po polsku. (Może nie być losowo.)
2. Na stronie tekstowo znajdź tłumaczenia tekstów i wklej kilka pierwszych, przetłumaczonych wersów. (Dla ułatwienia możesz dodać jaki był język oryginału.)
3. Flista niech zgaduje, co to za piosenki.
4. Wykreśl, co zgadnięte i dodaj do postu prawidłowe odpowiedzi.
5. Googlanie jest dla słabych. (A używanie zwrotne translatora dla niepoczytalnych.)

Ale uwaga, jest bonus. Ponieważ jestem obrzydliwym hipsterem (a.k.a. "na pewno nie znasz bendów, któych słucham"), ten kto odgadnie coś, dostanie fan fika. Nie jakieś tam powieści, ale coś między 200 a 500 słowami będzie.

Fandomy, do których mogę coś natworzyć są w tagach. Skłonny jestem również naklepać coś do polskiego RPF, muzycznego (nie-polskiego) RPF oraz tudzież ewentualnie Harry'ego Pottera (nie twierdzę, że będzie to dobre, ani 'in character' ale mogę spróbować).

( Tzw. liryka - poniżej. Wszystkie teksty tłumaczone z angielskiego )

Found a decent "get to know you" meme. It's short so there's actually a chance I'll finish it in a reasonable amount of time when I finally get around to it. Not that anybody would be interested, but posting it here for future reference and days I'll have nothing better to do.

1. Name
2. Date of birth
3. Occupation
4. Where do you live?
5. Any questions?

And the answers are gifs/vids etc. referencing pop-culture.

Trying out this thing since LJ released another fuck-up of an update/redesign. The profile pages are a pain to look at now.

So, crossposting. Let's see if it works.

So, when I was on the bus today (7 AM, just finished night shift at work - still an interesting experience, working at night), I let my mind wander a bit (I wasn't sleeping). And I remembered, out of the blue really, there was a programme I used to watch ages ago - something about re-making houses and there was this guy with long hair and a fancy name and this girl I really liked and Andy the Carpenter. And then I did some research and it turns out it was Changing Rooms, the guy was Laurence and the girl was one of the designers - Anna, but there was also Linda and Carol - and Andy was nicknamed Handy Andy :D

And I sort of want to read fanfic to that. And there's absolutely nothing on the 'net. Help? Has anybody seen anything? AO3, LJ, DW and general Google search bring nothing (and FF.net doesn't allow RPF) and I don't want it to end the usual way. Namely me writing a fanfic for myself *sigh*.

Anyway, under the cut - some filmographic material, a.k.a. "Trust me, I'm a designer" (LOL).

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Found on Tumblr again :D The post had so many notes I couldn't find who originally posted it, but I've taken it from Ace.

What I picture when people say “I don’t swing that way”:

So, the heterosexuals are on the swingset, swinging back and forth like most people do.

And then there are the homosexuals swinging, like, side to side or something.

The bisexuals are sort of alternating between the two, and the pansexuals are just twisting their swing up in a knot and crashing into everyone like “fuck the police i do what i want”

And then the asexuals are just chilling out in the sandbox all alone, like: HEY GUISE, LOOK AT THE CASTLE I MADE GUISE, LOOK GUISE IT HAS A MOAT. GUISE. LOOK.

Yes, the moats are essential.